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"Ooh, look! It's got three settings!"

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You what they say, they say "Size Doesn't Matter," but have you ever tried to get a couch up a flight of stairs? Just saying. The point is, we're not measuring size here. The quality we want to judge is Might.

Now, with a sword. you've basically got only two outcomes: This object in front of me might be in one piece, or it might be in two. Not a lot of might there.

When you get to the pen, so much more might happen. You might write a list, or you might write a racy novel. You might write a love note, or a poem, or a very poorly thought out explicit love poem to the wrong being or entity that lands you in prison. And that's the thing - once you're locked up or otherwise hoist by the mights of your pen that were shouldn't have oughts, the limitations on pen and ink come up pretty sharpish.

To truly have an infinite range of possibility, a multiverse of might, all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will, you need something a little more sonic.

Available in Type-40 Blue Hanes V-Neck Nano-T, or Police Public Call Box Blue Gildan Ultra Cotton O-Neck T-shirt.

Recommended by 11 out of 13 Doctors who burn at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe.

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"Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then... do the smart thing.

Let somebody else try first."