Live the dream! Illogical Associates is proud to announce that the rumors are true! Well not that one about the Chicago Incident, but this one --> As part of our fundraising drive for Dorothy, Volume 2: The Long Road Home lucky financiers of a certain tier will appear in a future issue of Dorothy as flying monkeys! That's right - our artists will create a suitable likeness/caricature of you in full winged simian fashion.
Foithermore, this ain't just you as a wild naked flying monkey of the type we saw in Chapter II: Lost. Money-bagged Dorothy backers will appear as the Wicked Queen's Elite Monkey Guard, Flying Squadron, complete with armor, caps, and unique weapons. Be a bad guy! Better still, be a bad, bad monkey!
Dorothy needs your support! Spread the word!