Wed, 28 May 1997
Dear Mr Wonderbar,
why do people hate each other? can't we all just get along?
You, young lady, have stumbled across the Mysterium Mundi, the Essential Query, the Cosmi-Question. Answering your question is the very reason language was invented. All of science, all of art, all of religion and politics, all is in some way inquiring about this issue. It is our mission (cleverly disguised as a simple, but powerful, Advice Column) to spread the Answer as we see it:
People hate each other and fail to get along when they forget how Wonderful they are.