Wed, 12 Jan 2000
Dear Mr. Wonderful,
Martha Stewart has inquired into your decorating preferences for this year's holiday festivities. What are your favorite festive foibles?
Decking the Halls.
Dear Ghost of Christmas Past,
Mister Wonderful likes to decorate in the traditional fashion: warm fire, comfy rugs and cushions, plenty of wine splashed liberally about, dashed expensive incense, and quick-release togas. Saturnalia was good enough for my forefathers, it's good enough for me.
Mister Malice hangs angels in the foyer. It's nice until they start to rot and the feathers fall out.
And every year Mister Dark turns a corner of the Lab into Santa's Shoppe. He wears a red suit and greets neighborhood children with a hearty laugh. He then stuffs them in a sack and mails them to Thailand.