Mon, 30 Nov 1998
Dear Mr. Wonderful
Were you ever a kid?
I don't know, it was a long time ago... I seem to remember awakening one day, mentally and emotionally adult, at about age five. Before that, I have no real memories, just portraits and arrest warrants.
If childhood is defined by chronological age or physical development, I suppose I must have once been a kid. Otherwise those shirtless guys would never have been able to chase me on their bikes. But if childhood is a social state or a mental phenomena, then the answer is as usual:
I am Mister Wonderful. I have always been Mister Wonderful. I will always be Mister Wonderful.
Thank you for inquiring.