Wed, 07 Apr 1999

Dear Mister Wonderful,

If the weather pattern called El Niño is named after Baby Jesus, who is La Niña named after?

(Salma is not an acceptable answer)

--P. K. in N. H.

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Dear Santa Maria,

Why, for Jesus' baby sister, of course. Esther Christ was born in 6 A.D., Joseph and Mary Carpenter's third child, Mary's fourth. She grew up in Nazareth, attended This Jewish Lady Was A Virgin High School, and made winter slightly wetter than normal.

GET YER WONDERFULS OUT

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