Sun, 25 Jun 2000
Dear Mr. Wonderful,
A friend of mine and I were debating, is it more common to masturbate with the left hand or the right?
More common for whom? Men? Women? Bonobo Apes? Let's assume men.
Mister Wonderful encourages... hold on, one more question. Was this really a debate? Did you guys do the whole argument-rebuttal thing? And if you did rebuttals while debating masturbation, did you giggle?
Okay, let's do it right this time. Ah-heh. No... sorry. Cut.
A real man has to use both hands.
See ya, Charlie.