Sun, 25 Jun 2000

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

A friend of mine and I were debating, is it more common to masturbate with the left hand or the right?

Ambedextrous

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Dear Aristotle,

More common for whom? Men? Women? Bonobo Apes? Let's assume men.

Mister Wonderful encourages... hold on, one more question. Was this really a debate? Did you guys do the whole argument-rebuttal thing? And if you did rebuttals while debating masturbation, did you giggle?

Okay, let's do it right this time. Ah-heh. No... sorry. Cut.

Phew. Allright.

Ready?

A real man has to use both hands.

See ya, Charlie.

WONDERFUL - ENLIGHTENTAINMENT AS YOU LIKE IT

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