Tue, 14 Dec 1999

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

Attached here is a cartoon of my cousin's, which raises the interesting question - how many car names DO come from porn flick titles?

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Dear Nepotista Bonaparte,

We apologize to those Wonderful readers who cannot receive attachments, or who hate waiting a half an hour for a stupid piece of damn e-mail to download, and I can't even see the thing, what the hell is that?!

Mister Wonderful is not a fan of the car, actually. He feels they went out of style when they lost their fins, rocket cones, and hood ornaments, much like your amphibian ancestors. Not that your amphibian ancestors had rocket cones and hood ornaments. Well, maybe yours did. I don't know. I wasn't there, no matter what that big-mouthed coelacanth says.

But anyway...

AUTO RELATED THINGS THAT SOUND AS IF THEY STARTED AS PORN FILMS:

  • Muffler Service

  • Kelly Blue Book

  • The Chevy Cavalier

  • Convertible Buick Electra (european smut)

  • Auto Body Putty

  • Mazda Miata!!! (japanese sumuto)

  • Nissan Pickup (ditto)

  • 69 Chevelle Supersport

  • 87 Chrysler Conquest

  • Dodge Ram Pickup

  • Mercury Sable

  • Cutlass Supreme!

  • Jiffy Lube

  • Impala!

DEBBIE DOES WONDERFUL

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