Sat, 12 Jun 2004
Why does fog have such well-defined edges to it?
Dear John Carpenter,
Mad Scientist regulations indicate that Creepy Fog must be kept separate from Common Fog, and that neither can be used in a Moonlit Zone without also applying for an Ominous License. Spectacular Fog can never under any circumstances be found in a meadow. Windswept, or Mexican Ragged Fog, obviously requires its own special conditions.
Further Federal Twilight Zoning laws also restrict fog placement. If you see any suspicious activity, don't hesitate to file a Misting Persons report.