Sat, 12 Jun 2004

Dear Wonderful,

Why does fog have such well-defined edges to it?

-Mr. Leghorn

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Dear John Carpenter,

Mad Scientist regulations indicate that Creepy Fog must be kept separate from Common Fog, and that neither can be used in a Moonlit Zone without also applying for an Ominous License. Spectacular Fog can never under any circumstances be found in a meadow. Windswept, or Mexican Ragged Fog, obviously requires its own special conditions.

Further Federal Twilight Zoning laws also restrict fog placement. If you see any suspicious activity, don't hesitate to file a Misting Persons report.

WONDERFUL LABS - Celebrating 3 Decades Of Lime In The Coconut

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