Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002
Dear Toon Head,
What is with your Bugs Bunny obsession?
Come now. Benjamin "Bugs" Bunny is a multi-talented, cross-dressing, wise-cracking, time-traveling, late-rising, magician-of-sorts from the East Coast with an underground bunker who has been known to sing in the shower, fall in love with female robots, cause pronoun trouble, kiss men full on the lips, evade pirates, cowboys, witches, Martians, and penguins, laugh at danger, fake his own death, dance in a funky manner and always land on his oversized feet, the lucky bastard.
Who else could I have as a role model?