Thu, 18 Mar 2004

Wonderlust,

If you, Mr. Wonderful, actually met Samuel Clemens, would you become friends or enemies?

Sincerely,

The Love Boat

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Dear Becky Thatchmaker,

More urgently, would his mustache try to eat my beard? I'm not taking any chances, not after that incident with Tom Selleck.

Mister Clemens and I would likely have gotten along quite well, at least initially. We were both born under auspicious celestial signs (him: Haley's Comet me: The Silver Star Brewery main gate), we both enjoy writing as a way to avoid heavy lifting, we both believe that the government that governs best governs with its pants off, and we've both been banned in Boston.

However! I think our friendship would end suddenly, tragically, violently and with a number of other adverbs when he grew tired of me calling him "Sammyclems."

WONDERFUL LABS - Want To Watch My Shamrock Shake?

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