Fri, 12 Apr 2002

Dear Mr. Wonderful,

What's in a can of Whupass?

Sincerely,

Dumber

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Dear Tyler Durden,

Hmmm, let me see... says here:

Genuine essence of Bruce Lee, Jackson of Magnesia, MaltoDextro-Lee Marvin (may contain one or more of the following: James Coburn, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman), Carbonated Webley, one part Floating Butterfly, two parts Stinging Bee, Mifune Extract, Phosphoric Weaver, L.L. Cool Benzoate (to preserve freshness), Red Dye #007, Guns of Chow Yun Fat, Samurai Acid, Caffeine, Chemical X, Nicotine Fury, Natural Flavors and Steve McQueen on a Motorcycle.

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE.

Mister Dark says that cans are for babies; highly effective people order by the barrel.

THE WONDERFULS OF NAVARRONE

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