ORIGINALLY APPEARED 05/10/1998

Mr. Wonderful,

Everyone is always trying to find the answer to life - what is the question?

Also, if everything in the end is a gag - what is in the beginning?

Lastly, if you are in a room with Salma Hayek, Sarah Michelle Geller, Parker Posey, and Angelina Jolie - everyone's been drinking - everyone is nude - what do you have?

??? The Riddler ???

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Dear Nigma,

Curse you, you fiend. I hope you rot in the filth of your own unending ruin. But until then, here are some answers:

*) The question to life is "How do you keep a Universe in suspense?"

**) If everything in the end is a gag, then what we thought was the Big Bang is actually the Celestial "Knock-Knock." So forget what I said earlier, the question is “Who’s There?” And the answer is “You don’t wanna know.”

***) If I am in that room, you have the highest rated episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer ever.

WHEN IS A WONDER NOT A WONDER?

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